(looks at clipboard) The Secret of the Sierra Madre, the secret recipe for Coke, and the secret of George Bush's appeal. It's Been Two Years Since This Meme Started, Think, Mark, Think. No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruises door, and Tom Cruise shouts, Dave! Ron Burgundy: Well hello you pointed to your boobies. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vaticans St. Peters Square when Dave says, This will never work. Ha, ha, how spooky. And these -- [lifts fists] -- are not the hammer. At the White House, Biden spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up.". Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and Ill come out on the balcony with the Pope.. Explaining the joke actually is part of the joke. Albert: Right you are, Master. 137 1 1 silver badge 2 2 bronze badges. Jokes can be hard to do, and sometimes not everyone will get it, but while explaining the context might help, the punchline should stand on its own. [points to her breasts.] Damn, Schneider; what won't you say?! You're gonna be wearing some numbers on your shirt. The Closer is littered with jokes targeting trans people and the LGBTQ community . There are no comments currently available. "Now you're really into the music! At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up.". So, what about. Hysterical, in fact. Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. I get jokes! Because it sounds like "fired"! It's a twist, like in an M. Night Shyamalan movie!". Ho. '". I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. [uneasy laughter, groans] Someone doesn't get the joke, and has to have it explained. We don't hire women. What do I do? Archer: I don't know. Bolt: The deal just expired. "It is funny because "wang" means "penis".". I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Explaining a joke, for better or worse, can come in a number of variants: Note that the lines between these can be blurred. )(NOT LITERALLY.). The final episode of the entire series throws in a subversion. Ramona: (Deadpan) Yeah. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Well, I know comedy is very dependent on the cultural backround and on the types of humor you got used to, and, most importantly, your mood, but this joke . Turn that everyman into a BEVERYMAN! Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. Tuvok: On the contrary! Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Eliot: It means they were naked. I'd do lots of things if I still had my human body. Ho. Disher: 'Cause you're going to prison. (Everyone is confused.) Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. Dave knows everyone - The Perfect JokeThe Perfect Joke I'm talking about my penis Cartman: Eh, too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. After they leave Cruises house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. The viewers come in when he delivers the punchline: "The snail said, 'Look At that S-car go!" Because Lou Costello is supposed to be the one who DOESN'T understand what's going on while Bud Abbot is the one trying to tell him who's on first. Please don't hurt me. Sure! says Dave. [points to Drew] Hell, I mean that guy right there. Comedians including Nicole Byer, Andy Kindler, Ronny Chieng, and Guy Branum talk about their favorite stand-up closer jokes ever by Gary Gulman, Dave Chappelle, Maria Bamford, and more.
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